i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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