ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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