just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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