Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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