Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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