My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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