you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
third nipple confirmed
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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