my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
Randomize
