On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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