i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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