so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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