gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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