i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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