Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
no you cant smoke seaweed
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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