Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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