North Korea, Best Korea!
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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