There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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