You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
