Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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