There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
it's like iHOP with fire
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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