The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
