just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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