His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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