its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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