i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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