You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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