I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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