I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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