He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
