I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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