He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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