i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
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