u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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