I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Randomize
