Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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