i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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