She's JV to your varsity
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Randomize
