i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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