i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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