Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
We are two peas in an std pod
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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