There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Randomize
