What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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