Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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