: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
I think i peed on brittanys purse
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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