we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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