What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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