worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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