Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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