He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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