You're completely useless in the revolution.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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