I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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