hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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