Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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