But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Sponge bath it is.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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