her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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