she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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